MLB · Week of Mar 23–29

Miami Marlins

3-0 this week · 3-0 overall · vs COL

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Limited datafewer than 100 comments scored this week.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Fri, Mar 27W 2-1vs COL13
  • Sat, Mar 28W 4-3vs COL3
  • Sun, Mar 29W 4-3vs COL2

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “**HOLY SHIT CAISSIE IS GONNA BE ROTY LMAO!!!!**”

    u/Number333▲ 50joy

  • “I’m liking me some Pete Fairbanks and Owen caissie”

    u/DizzyDraw2323▲ 46joy

  • “according to this data the marlins will give up 0 earned runs this year and are going 162-0. STRAP THE FUCK IN”

    u/CantAffordTheWires▲ 31joy

  • “LETS FUCKING GO BABY TEAL FOR THE WIN GET OUT HERE SWEEPY 3-0 FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2009 OWEN CASSIE YOU BEAUTIFUL GINGER LETS GOOOOOO 162-0”

    u/meatbulbz2▲ 30joy

  • “Only 8 teams are 2-0.... And we're one of em...also if the braves lose we technically are on the top of the standings for the NL East!”

    u/Techiesarethebomb▲ 28joy

  • “Opening Day is here!!!!!. It's the best day of the year!!”

    u/cdenicola13▲ 26joy

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