MLB · Week of Apr 6–12
Kansas City Royals
3-4 this week · 7-9 overall · @ CLE, vs CHW
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 40
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, Apr 6W 4-2@ CLE7
- Tue, Apr 7L 1-2@ CLE96
- Wed, Apr 8L 2-10@ CLE92
- Thu, Apr 9L 0-2vs CHW78
- Fri, Apr 10W 2-0vs CHW—
- Sat, Apr 11W 2-0vs CHW50
- Sun, Apr 12L 5-6vs CHW—
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“My favorite place to get drunk is that parking lot:(”
u/Snapingbolts▲ 42despair
“Zumwalt strikes again. Laughing stock of an organization for its softness. If we had a different hitting coach I’d bet every dollar I have we’d have more runs scored, dude is a joke”
u/Alternative-Fig6379▲ 23rage
“They should have sent zumwalt to the moon with the Artemis crew and then ejected him out of the craft. Why does he even have a job”
u/cheemsfromspace▲ 23rage
“I heard that, motherfucker. I should sue this broadcast for making me have to hear a person from Cleveland.”
u/Mozilla_Fennekin▲ 21rage
“You have got to be fucking kidding me. I have no words. Jake was just talking about how dominant he looked; comparing him to 2024. Next batter, line drive to the pitching hand. Doesn’t even last the first inning. I’m so fucking pissed.”
u/EatMyWetBread▲ 20rage
“Zumwalt needs to fucking go and I’m sick and tired of saying it.”
u/HalfmadFalcon▲ 18rage
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