MLB · Week of Aug 31–Sep 6

Colorado Rockies

3-3 this week · 55-88 overall · vs BAL, vs STL

50

Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 62

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Aug 31L 1-2vs BAL57
  • Tue, Sep 1W 4-2vs BAL47
  • Wed, Sep 2W 6-5vs BAL38
  • Fri, Sep 4L 6-7vs STL52
  • Sat, Sep 5W 10-7vs STL55
  • Sun, Sep 6L 8-10vs STL—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Sell all of it, you useless fuck.”

    u/IAmCorgii▲ 158rage

  • “Should have been the Rockies…. ”

    u/mkinstl1▲ 54frustration

  • “This team is hated by god and we will never reach the promised land”

    u/kakyointhedonutman▲ 44despair

  • “Nah… robbery to kill any happiness we could have had in August.”

    u/Beer_Kicker▲ 28betrayal

  • “*You* can only own so many Stan can own as many as he wants, apparently”

    u/aatencio91▲ 23rage

  • “That last at-bat was an absolute disaster.”

    u/alvvavves▲ 14rage

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