MLB · Week of Mar 30–Apr 5

Cleveland Guardians

4-2 this week · 6-4 overall · @ LAD, vs CHC

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Misery Index · Content · ▲ from 22

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Mar 30W 4-2@ LAD37
  • Tue, Mar 31L 1-4@ LAD58
  • Wed, Apr 1W 4-1@ LAD33
  • Fri, Apr 3W 4-1vs CHC36
  • Sun, Apr 5L 0-1vs CHC—
  • Sun, Apr 5W 6-5vs CHC36

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Daily reminder that sports betting is cancer to a civilized society”

    u/HighVoltLemonBattery▲ 229rage

  • “They only have 80% of a good rotation, they're fucked...”

    u/meerkatmreow▲ 137frustration

  • “trade him for a bucket of balls. only on pace for 162 hrs now. what a bum!”

    u/clevsports▲ 73rage

  • “I really don’t think they’ve ever had a player I will be more happy to see go than Arias. Every at bat is painful and then he makes boneheaded plays like he just did.”

    u/Weak_Friend_1463▲ 71despair

  • “Remember when the dumb fuck couldn’t stop playing with drones during the World Series? Fuck him”

    u/btgf-btgf▲ 38rage

  • “Delauter out of the game at the start with an injury and Jose being ice cold is an easy recipe for us to barely string together a single run.”

    u/saltandthunder▲ 33despair

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