Chicago Cubs

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Apr 6L 4-6@ TBR92
• Tue, Apr 7W 9-2@ TBR25
• Wed, Apr 8W 6-2@ TBR7
• Fri, Apr 10L 0-2vs PIT78
• Sat, Apr 11L 3-4vs PIT99
• Sun, Apr 12W 7-6vs PIT—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “Let me step back and kill myself Neil Funk”

  u/Kaner_95▲ 228despair

• “A whole civilization (cubs fans) has died today”

  u/okay_throwaway_today▲ 198despair

• “Nah we’re 3 whole games back with only 151 games left. We’re basically mathematically eliminated.”

  u/Very_SimpleJack▲ 156despair

• “I googled Dr Keith Meister and the first thing to come up is “UCL Reconstruction” we’re fucked”

  u/onebardpun▲ 136despair

• “28 men left on base through 2 games and 3 total runs scored. unreal.”

  u/BroncosCubsHuskers8▲ 122frustration

• “Why don’t they just go 162-0? Are they stupid?”

  u/pdbstnoe▲ 78rage

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