College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13

Wisconsin

W 36-9 vs Western Illinois · Sat, Sep 12 · 1-1 overall

77

Misery Index · Miserable · = from 77

A 27-point win over an FCS team left Wisconsin's fans convinced the secondary is a B1G charity drive.

Limited dataabout 114 Wisconsin fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.

What happened

Wisconsin beat Western Illinois 36-9 and the fanbase came away convinced of nothing good. The scoreboard said comfortable; the secondary said otherwise, and the turning point was less a play than a realization, somewhere in a second half where, as one fan asked, "Second half adjustments...what are those?" Someone watched an FCS opponent throw and concluded "anyone in the B1G could hang 50+ on us through the air." At 1-1, misery held at 74. A win nobody trusted, against the only opponent it was safe to beat.

What fans said

  • “Calling a concussion an upper body injury, just in time for hockey season boys”

    u/GreatWhiteNorth4▲ 9sarcasm

  • “Watching this I believe anyone in the B1G could hang 50+ on us through the air.”

    u/come-atme-bro▲ 8despair

  • “I'm starting to think the WIAC has better QBs than this.”

    u/CROBBY2▲ 5frustration

  • “So the Brewers just may outscore the Badgers.”

    u/bighootay▲ 5gallows humor

  • “Totally inEfficient Ass Munchers”

    u/GreatWhiteNorth4▲ 4rage

  • “All of them are too young to not know a dominant Wisconsin. Which is sad, but if you don't know what you're missing it doesn't matter much I guess”

    u/come-atme-bro▲ 4frustration

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