College Football · Week 7 · Oct 12–18
Washington
W 38-26 at Purdue · Fri, Oct 16 · 4-3 overall
Misery Index · Content · ▼ from 78
A 12-point win at Purdue soothed everything except the room's demand that Demond never touch a ball again.
The emotional rollercoaster
Washington fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Washington went to West Lafayette and left with a 38-26 win, which moves the Huskies to 4-3 and drops the misery meter from 78 to 32 — the numerical equivalent of exhaling through clenched teeth. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a realization: this team can win and still send the fanbase into a rage spiral. Demond was the lightning rod, with one fan insisting he "can not touch a football for the rest of the year." Another just wanted him sweating. Victory, grievance included.
What fans said
“Congrats Big Ten you brought our stank over”
u/warox13▲ 27frustration
“What’s the refund policy on Demond Williams?”
u/unfurledseas▲ 21frustration
“Hope he's sweating. Dude doesn't even want to be a Husky. Fuck em”
u/KingWhipsy▲ 14rage
“Demond can not touch a football for the rest of the year”
u/fourthlinesniper▲ 14rage
“I turn the game on and immediately see the weakest pi call lmao”
u/codee66▲ 13frustration
“Washington is oddly talented from a roster standpoint for how shitty we are.”
u/smowe▲ 11frustration
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