College Football · Week 8 · Oct 19–25
#10 Utah
W 21-13 vs #14 Houston · Sat, Oct 24 · 7-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 80
7-0 and still furious about play-calling, Utah fans celebrate by demanding more Wayshawn carries.
The emotional rollercoaster
Utah fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Utah beat Houston 21-13 and moved to 7-0, which ought to be enough, and for most of the fanbase it nearly was. The turning point came when the staff finally fed Wayshawn instead of treating him like a decoy, and even that arrived with a grievance attached: "Wayshawn is terrific when we actually fuckin use him." Misery fell from 80 to 19, though the playcalling grumbling survived intact, one fan still demanding someone "Make the I Formation Great Again." Undefeated, and somehow annoyed about it.
What fans said
“Wayshawn is terrific when we actually fuckin use him”
u/socketedsock▲ 20frustration
“God these refs are fucking awful”
u/yeetyeetthe▲ 10rage
“A zone read on 3rd and 2 is criminal. Especially when you have a 300lb TE Make the I Formation Great Again”
u/ModsRStillPooPoo▲ 8rage
“Greeting from the stadium… where Utah cannot fucking do anything right.”
u/snowystormz▲ 8rage
“I miss Rising’s peak years. Those were fun games.”
u/hcc1946▲ 8despair
“After four games I thought we had put the Red Iowa moniker behind us. But run from it. Hide from it. Red Iowa always eventually shows up.”
u/OMG_IM_A_GIRL▲ 6despair
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