College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
Kentucky
W 35-34 vs #10 LSU · Sat, Oct 10 · 5-1 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 40
A one-point win over LSU has Kentucky commissioning statues and telling the flairless where to go.
The emotional rollercoaster
Kentucky fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Kentucky beat LSU 35-34 on Saturday, a one-point margin that moved the record to 5-1 and dropped the misery index from 40 to 26, which in this fanbase passes for joy. The turning point was the game itself, a program-defining night that arrived without warning. Celebration took familiar form: a neighbor telling a doubter to "suck my fucking dick you flairless loser," and a demand to "BUILD THE MFN STATUE." Kentucky fans do not hug. They threaten masonry.
What fans said
“Trotting out his kicker the third time took bigger balls than going for 2 again. LOL.”
u/MegalomaniacHack▲ 589sarcasm
“Suck my fucking dick you flairless loser.”
u/imused2it▲ 40rage
“Punting and then losing anyways just makes him look like a complete buffoon lmao.”
u/thoughtcrime84▲ 29frustration
“As I said a week or so ago. BUILD THE MFN STATUE OH MY GOD. MARK POPE YOU BETTER GET THIS SHIT FIGURED OUT REAL QUICK.”
u/Nestllelol▲ 16nuclear
“The kicker just took all the energy out of the stadium by himself”
u/heleghir▲ 15despair
“THAT'S BULLSHIT IT WAS DELAY OF GAME”
u/accfinpro95▲ 14rage
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