College Football · Week 1 · Aug 31–Sep 6
#3 Georgia
W 63-3 vs Tennessee State · Sat, Sep 5 · 1-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric
A 60-point laugher and a bottomless supply of tight ends have Georgia fans already drafting natty plans.
What happened
Georgia opened with a 63-3 win over Tennessee State, which is less a game than a controlled demolition in front of 90,000 people who paid for it anyway. The turning point came early, when the tight end room started rotating through like a shift change and the margin stopped mattering. Fans noticed: "There's no end to the Tight End talent on this team." Someone else declared "UGA covered a 40+ point spread. Natty season." At 1-0, misery sits at a 6, which in Athens counts as restraint.
What fans said
“There’s no end to the Tight End talent on this team. Fucking crazy.”
u/aspectralfire▲ 149joy
“UGA covered a 40+ point spread. Natty season”
u/Adart54▲ 47joy
“Honestly didn’t expect to score more than 40 points today. Good stuff, go dawgs”
u/SpikyBoi096▲ 27joy
“The type of game Kirby wants fans to yell their hearts out in close to 100 degree weather”
u/DueEffort4874▲ 20joy
“Seeing 11/12 for passing after the past few years is like seeing water after a long walk through a desert”
u/BidnessBoy▲ 13joy
“I'm just glad to see Elyiss didn't break his neck earlier.”
u/nevermind-stet▲ 9joy
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