College Football · Week 7 · Oct 12–18

#10 Texas Tech

W 53-25 vs Arizona State · Sat, Oct 17 · 6-0 overall

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Tech hung 53 on Arizona State, moved to 6-0, and let RGIII's military-family line steal the broadcast.

The emotional rollercoaster

Texas Tech fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Texas Tech handled Arizona State 53-25 on Saturday, and the turning point came early, when the rout stopped feeling like a question and started feeling like an appointment. The broadcast supplied the week's lasting artifact, RGIII noting that "that man's got more moves than a military family," a line the fanbase adopted immediately and will probably still be quoting in November. At 6-0, the mood has shifted from hopeful to arithmetic. As one fan put it, "6-0, we going bowling!!" Bowl eligibility used to be the ceiling in Lubbock. Now it's a footnote.

What fans said

  • “We look like what people thought we’d look like this year.”

    u/igot200phones▲ 16hope

  • ““That man’s got more moves than a military family” rare gem from RGIII”

    u/cravintheravin▲ 15joy

  • “it seems that today, my fellow red raiders, we are in fact not just a second half team”

    u/YoItsIebo▲ 13hope

  • “Think the pieces are finally together. Great game on all three phases.”

    u/SorryCrispix▲ 10hope

  • “Glad this dude was not starting lmao”

    u/foofooca▲ 6joy

  • “Williams is that mf, good god man”

    u/ExpressFan7426▲ 5joy

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