College Football · Week 4 · Sep 21–27
#1 Texas
W 20-17 at #14 Tennessee · Sat, Sep 26 · 4-0 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 61
Texas is 4-0 and the room is already pricing in a long season built on two good drives a game.
The emotional rollercoaster
Texas fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Texas won 20-17 at Tennessee, moved to 4-0, and somehow felt worse about it than last week. The turning point came when the offense finally found a second functional drive, which was apparently the weekly allotment. Fans watched a top-ten team survive Neyland and came away cataloging the empty possessions instead. One called it "SOMEHOW THAT WAS A HARDER WATCH THAN THE BATTLE OF THE ALAMO." Another did the math: "It's going to be a long season if our offense can only muster 2 good drives per game." Undefeated, and miserable about it.
What fans said
“It's going to be a long season if our offense can only muster 2 good drives per game.”
u/itsanotherhotone▲ 286despair
“SOMEHOW THAT WAS A HARDER WATCH THAN THE BATTLE OF THE ALAMO”
u/18WheelerPackage▲ 85frustration
“Brother get us the fuck off this number 1 spot.”
u/Mulan-McNugget-Sauce▲ 47rage
“**Take that number 1 ranking away now please and thank you**”
u/DarkDragon1025▲ 41frustration
“I need a horrific upset by a top ten team so people forget about this display by Texas.”
u/OnMyNerves23▲ 21despair
“JESUS. Manning’s ability to run right into d-lineman is astounding.”
u/CrusaderBTC▲ 19frustration
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