College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#14 Penn State
W 55-13 vs Buffalo · Sat, Sep 19 · 3-0 overall
Misery Index · Content · ▼ from 48
A 42-point win over Buffalo, and the room still found time to litigate Paterno and the Clifford depth chart.
What happened
Penn State beat Buffalo 55-13 and moved to 3-0, and the fanbase spent the afternoon arguing about everything except Buffalo. The turning point was the quarterback room, where Koby finally got real snaps and someone decided the depth chart had been personal all along, muttering that Franklin "def had some kind of deal with Sean Clifford where he'd start his brother over someone clearly better." Elsewhere, a ghost got invoked and immediately dismissed: "Who the fuck cares what paterno would do." Misery dipped to 42. Nobody looked relaxed.
What fans said
“Who the fuck cares what paterno would do.”
u/Maple_Emergency▲ 115rage
“I hope each Howard TD feels like a kick in the nads to Franklin but he’s not self aware enough.”
u/jp1066▲ 31frustration
“Carson Hansen, keep that bench warm!”
u/Great2Elite▲ 25sarcasm
“We are in walk on territory at this point.”
u/Scar_Killed_Mufasa▲ 18frustration
“JF def had some kind of deal with Sean Clifford where he’d start his brother over someone clearly better. Koby is HIM”
u/BigGuy_Steve▲ 13betrayal
“Franklin had his head in his ass.”
u/jmbrand13▲ 8rage
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