College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#6 Ohio State
W 59-3 vs Kent State · Sat, Sep 19 · 2-1 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · ▼ from 77
A 56-point win cured nothing; the room spent four quarters indicting Gus Johnson and tallying injuries.
The emotional rollercoaster
Ohio State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
A 59-3 win over Kent State moved Ohio State to 2-1, and the fanbase treated it like a dental appointment that went fine. The turning point wasn't on the field; it was the moment the broadcast became the story, with one fan insisting Gus Johnson "should be charged with war crimes for that commentary job today." Others were simply counting bodies, noting "there are zero things to take away from this game aside from injuries if you get one." Misery eased to 67. Progress, technically.
What fans said
“The sloppiest 56 point blowout you've ever seen.”
u/Buckeyeup▲ 370frustration
“Gus Johnson should be charged with war crimes for that commentary job today.”
u/Emotional_Oil_5939▲ 280rage
“But when the broadcast team is so very clearly, very obviously, incredibly biased against one team, it's just not an enjoyable experience to watch.”
u/KeThrowaweigh▲ 57frustration
“There are zero things to take away from this game aside from injuries if you get one.”
u/Unhappy-List-2354▲ 56despair
“Gus was so unplugged from this game that he kept saying it was Henry's first career TD as Buckeye. It was not.”
u/Free_Possession_4482▲ 44frustration
“If they come out in 13 or 14 personnel ever again I'm gonna burn down Ohio Stadium”
u/yousawthetimeknife▲ 18nuclear
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