College Football · Week 8 · Oct 19–25

Oregon

L 10-21 at Illinois · Sat, Oct 24 · 4-3 overall

90

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 81

Ten points in Champaign has Oregon fans conceding Northwestern and demanding Mehringer be fired into the sun.

The emotional rollercoaster

Oregon fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Oregon went to Champaign and came home with a 21-10 loss, which drops the season to 4-3 and the mood from bad to worse. The turning point wasn't a play so much as the realization, somewhere in the second half, that the offense had run out of ideas and nobody on the sideline had new ones. Misery climbed from 81 to 90. One fan already looked ahead and saw nothing: "We got zero shot against Northwestern." Another skipped the scouting entirely: "Fire Mehringer into the fucking sun." October has a way of shrinking expectations to fit.

What fans said

  • “We got zero shot against Northwestern.”

    u/otherballs▲ 16despair

  • “This is just bad football from the ducks. We suck”

    u/marchano85▲ 12despair

  • “I want Mehringer gone at halftime”

    u/Wide-Nerve8655▲ 11rage

  • “Every week I can’t wait for this game, and every week I can’t wait for it to be over.”

    u/SlamDunkly▲ 10despair

  • “I’m going to say it until it happens. Fire Mehringer into the fucking sun.”

    u/ChadCMF▲ 9rage

  • “Fire Merhinger mid game. He ain’t it. Having no play caller or someone just pulling it out of their ass is better than this bullshit we get every week.”

    u/DrPhilKnight▲ 9rage

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