College Football · Week 4 · Sep 21–27

Nebraska

W 31-13 at Michigan State · Sat, Sep 26 · 4-0 overall

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Nebraska is 4-0 and still bracing for the catch, mostly relieved Michigan State went full Nebraska first.

What happened

Nebraska won 31-13 at Michigan State and moved to 4-0, which in most fanbases would qualify as a good Saturday. Here it registered as suspicion. The turning point was watching the Spartans unravel on their own, a collapse so familiar that one fan diagnosed it instantly: "MSU went full Nebraska. Never go full Nebraska." Another noted "That Tent got more action than the endzone by Sparty." Misery climbed from 38 to 51 during an undefeated September. Four wins, and the dread is still compounding on schedule.

What fans said

  • “MSU went full Nebraska. Never go full Nebraska”

    u/Aviator8989▲ 148sarcasm

  • “That Tent got more action than the endzone by Sparty.”

    u/frankdatank_004▲ 79sarcasm

  • “These refs are bailing us out so far.. I’m so sorry Michigan State”

    u/C23K83▲ 25sarcasm

  • “This is very likely the high point of our season.”

    u/Slythis▲ 25gallows humor

  • “Also on track to be undefeated national champions, let’s not get ahead of ourselves either way”

    u/Unclassified1▲ 20sarcasm

  • “No, don't rank us, it'll curse us”

    u/DarkFox56▲ 10gallows humor

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