College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
Michigan State
W 35-7 vs Eastern Michigan · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▲ from 50
A 28-point win that somehow convinced them Notre Dame will hang 100, which is its own kind of 2-0.
Limited dataabout 288 Michigan State fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
What happened
Michigan State beat Eastern Michigan 35-7 and moved to 2-0, which should have been a pleasant Saturday. Instead the fanbase spent four quarters auditing the defense, and the turning point came on the third-and-shorts, where someone kept emptying the box and someone else kept screaming "STOP EMPTYING THE FUCKING BOX ON THIRD AND SHORT YOU STUPID FUCKS" into the void. Undefeated, and already doing the math: "Notre dame might hang 100 on this defense." Misery ticked up to 58 during a 28-point win, which tells its own story.
What fans said
“BKPT GET IN H—wait which sport is this”
u/tuliwhoopie▲ 64sarcasm
“Notre dame might hang 100 on this defense”
u/Lamar_Allen▲ 15despair
“14 points in a half against Eastern is unacceptable”
u/CrimeanWind21▲ 7frustration
“WHY ARE THE SAFETIES 15 YARDS DEEP ON THIRD AND SHORT?”
u/CrimeanWind21▲ 6frustration
“STOP EMPTYING THE FUCKING BOX ON THIRD AND SHORT YOU STUPID FUCKS”
u/CrimeanWind21▲ 4rage
“Is Rossi having a fucking laugh? 6 man front when it’s 3rd and 1 and they have 8 guys near the LOS?”
u/CrimeanWind21▲ 3rage
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