College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20

#20 Missouri

W 27-17 vs Troy · Sat, Sep 19 · 3-0 overall

94

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 58

Three-and-oh, and the room is already drafting the eulogy after Troy outplayed them in a 27-17 win.

The emotional rollercoaster

Missouri fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

050100+1h+2h+3h

What happened

Missouri beat Troy 27-17 and moved to 3-0, which on paper is the best thing that happened to anyone in the state this week. The fanbase disagreed. The turning point wasn't a play, it was the moment the scoreboard stopped mattering and the eye test took over, and someone typed "Welp that's it, the season's over" to forty-two nodding strangers. Another put it plainly: Troy "outplayed us." Misery jumped thirty points on an undefeated record. Three wins, zero believers, and nine Saturdays still waiting.

What fans said

  • “PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS RESULT, PLEASE LOOK AT A&M AND LAUGH”

    u/The_Russ_Bus▲ 151sarcasm

  • “Welp that's it, the season's over.”

    u/tron423▲ 42despair

  • “Don't know the last time I felt so bad after a win, good game Troy, you all honestly outplayed us.”

    u/That_▲ 38frustration

  • “Beating a team that is bad on 2 continents is going to be the highlight of our season isn't it?”

    u/SirTiffAlot▲ 26sarcasm

  • “What’s drinks excuse this week “it starts with me I’m the head coach” he hasn’t fixed a fucking thing such an undisciplined team”

    u/poophead69430▲ 8rage

  • “OH COME THE FUCK ON YOU STUPID FUCKS”

    u/Ok_Flow3504▲ 6rage

Missing a quote that should be here? Send us the link