College Football · Week 1 · Aug 31–Sep 6
#25 Missouri
W 54-14 vs Arkansas-Pine Bluff · Thu, Sep 3 · 1-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric
A 40-point win over Pine Bluff bought no trust: the trenches looked bad, and Kansas is already the target.
Limited dataabout 291 Missouri fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
What happened
Missouri opened with a 54-14 win over Arkansas-Pine Bluff, moved to 1-0, and the fanbase responded with the enthusiasm of someone filling out a form correctly. The turning point wasn't on the scoreboard; it was the second half, when the backups came in and the tackling went out. "Trenches have looked like trash and none of the backup defensive guys can wrap up. Yikes." Mostly, the week was spent looking past it, promising "Lawrence kansas is going to burn to the ground on 9/11." A forty-point win, and the misery index still found room.
What fans said
“Lawrence kansas is going to burn to the ground on 9/11. Mark my words.”
u/AllTimeTy▲ 22rage
“I’m ngl I have PTSD seeing Mizzou jerseys throwing the ball in the middle of the field.”
u/AllTimeTy▲ 4frustration
“Trenches have looked like trash and none of the backup defensive guys can wrap up. Yikes.”
u/MasterOfDankMemesV2▲ 3frustration
“Actually Austin Simmons is just an amalgamation created through a Columbia Crack dealer's pagan ritual that sheared the souls of Dan Marino and John Elway and combined them into one.”
u/FSZou▲ 3sarcasm
“Who the fuck are these two guys?”
u/ShaggsMagoo▲ 2frustration
“Pls don’t remind me I’m getting PTSD”
u/poophead69430▲ 1despair
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