College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11

Minnesota

L 13-41 at Purdue · Sat, Oct 10 · 4-2 overall

97

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 27

A 41-13 faceplant at Purdue confirmed what every Gopher fan already knew: the crash was always coming.

The emotional rollercoaster

Minnesota fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

A 4-2 start sounded respectable until Saturday in West Lafayette, where Minnesota lost 13-41 to a Purdue team nobody had circled. The turning point was the game being over early, the kind of collapse Gophers fans see coming and still have to watch. Misery jumped from 27 to 97 in seven days. One fan called it "Minnesota sports in a complete fucking nutshell." Another noted that "every real gophers fan knew this game would be a complete crash back down to earth." Being right never helps.

What fans said

  • “Almost like what I said during the game prediction came true… Minnesota sports in a complete fucking nutshell”

    u/AKman2002▲ 538frustration

  • “If Purdue were an SEC team those would all be considered quality losses and they would be ranked #25 after this week.”

    u/brendanjered▲ 164sarcasm

  • “If you didn’t predict this you don’t know Minnesota football.”

    u/Cold_Freedom_6690▲ 91frustration

  • “Every real gophers fan knew this game would be a complete crash back down to earth.”

    u/ImagineIfBaconDied▲ 62despair

  • “PJ Fleckiest game to ever be PJ Flecked”

    u/Rangvaldr▲ 17sarcasm

  • “Yep Gophers absolutely losing this game”

    u/InsideMyScars▲ 6despair

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