College Football · Week 8 · Oct 19–25
Michigan
L 6-13 vs #6 Indiana · Sat, Oct 24 · 4-3 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 74
Six points against Indiana, and the room has decided Jason Beck's jet sweeps are a cry for help.
What happened
Michigan lost 6-13 to Indiana on Saturday, which is a sentence that reads less like a football result and more like a parking ticket. The turning point wasn't a turnover or a blocked kick; it was the dawning realization, somewhere in the second half, that touchdowns were no longer part of the plan. Fans spent the night cataloging play calls: "Do you like jet sweeps for 4 yard losses? Jason Beck does." At 4-3, misery jumped from 74 to 99. Six points will do that.
What fans said
“Do you like jet sweeps for 4 yard losses? Jason Beck does”
u/mostdope28▲ 114rage
“You know you’re dog shit at your job when a man who spends half his time DM’ing OF models can do a better job than you.”
u/GonzoTheWhatever▲ 56rage
“FIRE THIS FUCKING OC, and if you don’t then fire Whitt, I’m fucking sick of him too.”
u/mostdope28▲ 27nuclear
“I know Underwood sucked as the starter but damn people slandering him for tryna be a good teammate is lame as fuck”
u/CarterAC3▲ 16rage
“This offense is so fucking unacceptable it's not funny.”
u/spicyorangedragon▲ 12rage
“dear god the worst game I've sat through and watched is going to overtime.”
u/Skared89▲ 12despair
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