College Football · Week 7 · Oct 12–18
#22 LSU
W 31-0 vs #16 Mississippi State · Sat, Oct 17 · 5-2 overall
Misery Index · Content · ▼ from 89
A 31-0 shutout bought them a week of calm, even as the injury list unspooled like a CVS receipt.
The emotional rollercoaster
LSU fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
A 31-0 win over Mississippi State moved LSU to 5-2, and the shutout was the turning point — the defense finally gave the fanbase a full afternoon without a reason to flinch. Misery dropped from 89 to 37, which in Baton Rouge counts as contentment. Not that anyone trusted it. One fan called the performance "beyond fucking pathetic," while the most-upvoted take warned that "the injuries list is like a CVS receipt." A shutout, and still the receipt keeps printing.
What fans said
“Don't be fooled. The injuries list is like a CVS receipt”
u/Team_player444▲ 117frustration
“It’s a tough place for LSU. We haven’t won there in 23 years.”
u/Johnny_Kilroy_84▲ 46frustration
“I'm still on the train that were a top 10 team in the country that's too afraid to play like it.”
u/Whipplashes▲ 30frustration
“But that was beyond fucking pathetic.”
u/PelPride▲ 23rage
“Why do we keep having our best players get injured”
u/political-prick▲ 13despair
“The players attitude was pathetic, gave no shits.”
u/PelPride▲ 12rage
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