College Football · Week 7 · Oct 12–18

Louisville

W 34-26 at Syracuse · Sat, Oct 17 · 4-3 overall

84

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 64

They won by eight and still walked away certain both teams were unwatchable and the flags self-inflicted.

The emotional rollercoaster

Louisville fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Louisville won at Syracuse, 34-26, and somehow the fanbase came out of it feeling worse than it did a week ago. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a pattern: flags, and always the wrong ones at the wrong moment. "Fucking dumb penalties striking at the worst time," one fan wrote, which doubles as a season summary. Another watched the whole thing and concluded "both teams are genuinely awful." Four and three, and the misery index climbed anyway. Winning used to help.

What fans said

  • “Are these commentators watching this game from a Ouija board?”

    u/FOTMMETA▲ 8frustration

  • “Fucking dumb penalties striking at the worst time”

    u/LukarWarrior▲ 7rage

  • “Unfortunately, only one of these teams will be able to lose this game.”

    u/LukarWarrior▲ 7frustration

  • “Sure would be nice if we came out ready to play one time this season”

    u/Bopper4▲ 5frustration

  • “Both teams are genuinely awful”

    u/burritocards13▲ 4despair

  • “Get this defense the fuck off the field”

    u/traduce▲ 3rage

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