College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
Iowa State
W 55-7 vs Bowling Green · Sat, Sep 19 · 2-1 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 54
A 55-7 romp had Cyclone fans toasting Jimmy Rogers and celebrating that a man could move his extremities.
Limited dataabout 198 Iowa State fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
What happened
A week after misery sat at 56, Iowa State needed exactly this: 55-7 over Bowling Green, the kind of afternoon where the scoreboard stops being the story by the third quarter. The turning point wasn't a play at all. It was the moment a cart scare resolved and the board erupted with "HE CAN MOVE HIS EXTREMITIES," relief dressed up as celebration. Elsewhere, fans noted Jimmy Rogers matched Campbell's 55 but allowed less, and took quiet pride in it. At 2-1, Saturday hurt nobody.
What fans said
“🏮🏮HE CAN MOVE HIS EXTREMITIES 🏮🏮”
u/PotatoTwo▲ 23joy
“Jimmy Rogers couldnt let Campbell beat him in margin of victory today. He said 55 points? Got that. But were gonna stop our opponent better lol”
u/Crypt1cZ3r0▲ 21pride
“I really like ISU's chances this year if every team on their schedule is as bad as Bowling Green.”
u/ThrillinglyDull▲ 12hope
“THERE'S THE AIDEN FLORA SPECIAL TEAMS TD”
u/DontTakeOurCampbell▲ 7joy
“Flora in space is fun to watch”
u/PotatoTwo▲ 7joy
“Best idea I've ever heard for replay was you get 3 looks and then 1 slowmo.”
u/IA_Royalty▲ 7hope
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