College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
Florida State
L 20-44 at Louisville · Fri, Oct 9 · 3-3 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 55
Dead last in ACC wins since 2024, they're now rooting for blowouts just to speed Norvell out of Tallahassee.
The emotional rollercoaster
Florida State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Florida State lost 20-44 at Louisville and fell to 3-3, which was somehow the least alarming development of the week. The turning point came before kickoff, when a chunk of the fanbase announced its preferred outcome: "I hope we get dog walked and let Norvell eat that loss before we boot his ass out of Tally." Wish granted, mostly. Then someone did the math: "Every team in the ACC has more conference wins than FSU since 2024." Rooting against your own team is still a form of hope.
What fans said
“Every team in the ACC has more conference wins than FSU since 2024.”
u/ApeTeam1906▲ 187despair
“I have never seen momentum flip that violently in a game before without some critical injury.”
u/LostMyPasswordAgain3▲ 97frustration
“Stanford joined the ACC in 2024 and have 2 more ACC wins than FSU since then.”
u/ApeTeam1906▲ 85frustration
“The only headline I want to read with FSU is the end of Mike Norvell's employment.”
u/Sanguine_Pool▲ 38rage
“Norvell has won 4 ACC games in 3 years”
u/ApeTeam1906▲ 36frustration
“I hope we get dog walked and let Norvell eat that loss before we boot his ass out of Tally”
u/JustBeChilla▲ 30rage
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