Florida State

What happened

Florida State beat Central Arkansas 34-7 and moved to 2-2, which sounds like a tidy afternoon until you read the room. The turning point wasn't on the field; it was the moment the fanbase stopped watching the scoreboard and started watching the defense, where one fan's "Someone save me man, how does Tony White still have a job" drew more agreement than any touchdown. Another offered the week's faint praise: it "wouldn't even be the worst performance Norvell has had vs an FCS team." Progress, measured downward.

What fans said

• “Someone save me man, how does Tony White still have a job.”

  u/No-Collar6148▲ 47rage

• “Wouldn’t even be the worst performance Norvell has had vs an FCS team in his tenure lol”

  u/TheOrcinusOrca▲ 26sarcasm

• “Ashton still being in the game while being up this much is classic norvell.”

  u/Br0ckThunder▲ 6frustration

• “Norvell said he wants to see 15 more minutes of Florida State football... are you sure?”

  u/ituhata▲ 6frustration

• “I don't want to see a dime go to any defensive players to retain them.”

  u/daltonxiv▲ 5frustration

• “I might need to borrow your paper bag this season.”

  u/FixedCroissant▲ 5gallows humor

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