Florida State

The emotional rollercoaster

Florida State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

What happened

Florida State opened 1-0 with a 34-17 win over New Mexico State, which is the last nice thing anyone said about it. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a pattern: New Mexico State throwing over the middle all night, unbothered, while the fanbase did math it didn't want to do. One fan noted the Aggies "were able to throw to the middle of the field all night with no resistance. We are not going to have a good year." Another: "A win is a win. Fuck I need a cigarette or a shower." Both, probably.

What fans said

• “Nothing to see here, just a definitely super comfortable 17 point win vs our cupcake opponent, no need to look any further.”

  u/fsukub▲ 410sarcasm

• “A win is a win. Fuck I need a cigarette or a shower.”

  u/3-putt-the-12th-hole▲ 268frustration

• “And were able to throw to the middle of the field all night with no resistance. We are not going to have a good year.”

  u/RKRagan▲ 153despair

• “Its like we spent all our NIL money on three pretty good running backs and forgot to fill out the rest of the roster.”

  u/seanconnerysbeard▲ 91frustration

• “I know it’s week 0, but I am prepared to say Biberty will piss me the fuck off”

  u/Emotional-Donkey3480▲ 31rage

• “I’m okay losing this if it means Norvell is sent to Guantanamo for being the football terrorist he is”

  u/ImGaiza▲ 15rage

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