College Football · Week 4 · Sep 21–27
#21 Florida
W 52-28 vs #4 Ole Miss · Sat, Sep 26 · 4-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 33
Fifty-two on Ole Miss, and the Swamp has decided Buster Faulkner personally fixed every Gator's finances.
The emotional rollercoaster
Florida fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Florida beat Ole Miss 52-28 in the Swamp, and the fanbase spent Saturday night behaving like a group that had forgotten what this feels like. A week earlier the misery meter sat at 45; it closed at 7. The turning point was less a single snap than the realization, somewhere in the second half, that the offense was no longer apologizing for itself. One fan credited Buster Faulkner with having "really changed my broke ass life." At 4-0, nobody is checking the fine print yet.
What fans said
“Buster Faulkner really changed my broke ass life”
u/GetsThruBuckner▲ 291joy
“Best running back in the country. Best offensive coordinator in the country. Best home field advantage in the country. IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR!”
u/LightningDusty▲ 290joy
“GET THE FUCK IN HERE. GO GATORS”
u/Gvillegator▲ 117joy
“We beat Ole Miss so bad Trinidad may be able to sue for another medical redshirt. Sorry fellas”
u/derbra▲ 51joy
“Oh yeah Florida might be back. I’m scared. I’m aroused. I’m scared”
u/szboy422▲ 34hope
“Thank goodness we have better engineers than FSU”
u/gatorbois▲ 26pride
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