College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
Florida
W 52-3 vs Campbell · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▲ from 8
Fifty-two on Campbell has the room declaring national supremacy, with Baugh already drafted in absentia.
What happened
Campbell arrived as scheduled kindling and left as scheduled kindling, 52-3, Florida to 2-0 and nobody in the Swamp pretending the opponent mattered. The turning point was the moment the score stopped being a contest and the comment threads turned to projections, where one fan declared Florida "the best team in the NCAA" and another watched Baugh and saw an NFL Sunday already. Yet the misery number ticked up anyway. Three weeks of goodwill, and the dread is already doing stretches on the sideline.
What fans said
“we are the best team in the NCAA”
u/Runs_DMV▲ 94joy
“I like what Sumrall is building.”
u/lonespiderfish▲ 72hope
“Nobody does Alaskan Cruises better than us”
u/1nteger▲ 18joy
“Absolutely unreal talent. He is going to Baugh in the NFL man”
u/citymanc13▲ 17joy
“Honestly feels good knowing Sumrall and staff can tell Philo, Baugh, VBIII, etc are clearly the starters.”
u/DJShaan▲ 11pride
“Real ballknowers knew it was always Philo.”
u/citymanc13▲ 8pride
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