College Football · Week 7 · Oct 12–18
Clemson
W 37-0 vs Charleston Southern · Sat, Oct 17 · 4-2 overall
Misery Index · Despair
A 37-0 shutout of Charleston Southern, and the room still wants a random number generator calling plays.
Limited dataabout 198 Clemson fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
The emotional rollercoaster
Clemson fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Clemson beat Charleston Southern 37-0 and somehow walked out of it angrier than before. The turning point wasn't a play; it was the moment the scoreboard stopped mattering and the fanbase started grading process instead of points, deciding the offense looked "anemic as ever" against an FCS opponent. One fan suggested "a random number generator calling plays might be more productive," another decided "Tajh needs to go." At 4-2, a shutout bought exactly nothing. Winning has rarely felt so much like evidence.
What fans said
“Well, at least we now have the same record as Texas.”
u/DrippyBurritoMD▲ 111gallows humor
“Our offense is anemic as ever. I swear a random number generator calling plays might be more productive than whatever the fuck we do on offense.”
u/KingBroseidon5▲ 21rage
“Also, Tajh needs to go. Our QBs are all terrible.”
u/Midren▲ 10rage
“Reynolds better stay healthy because Pearman is garbage”
u/AG_Aonuma▲ 7rage
“I can’t wait for Moore to transfer and look like a solid wide out somewhere else.”
u/MidlandsBraves▲ 6frustration
“The worst thing about that Georgia Tech game last year is that Dabo will never again break out purple for games other than Military Appreciation”
u/StreetReporter▲ 6despair
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