College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
#23 Boise State
W 38-31 at Fresno State · Sat, Oct 10 · 5-1 overall
Misery Index · Meh · ▲ from 22
A win at Fresno, and the room still relitigates a Heisman while daring anyone to hang 32 on that secondary.
The emotional rollercoaster
Boise State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Boise State won 38-31 at Fresno State, moved to 5-1, and somehow the mood got worse — misery climbing from 22 to 49 in a week the Broncos didn't lose. The turning point was Fresno hanging 31 on a defense nobody trusts, prompting the sarcastic victory lap: "NOBODY SCORES MORE THAN 31 POINTS AGAINST OUR SHITTY SECONDARY!!!" Elsewhere, fans were still litigating old grievances — "I still can't believe he didn't win the Heisman... it hurts." Five wins, zero peace.
What fans said
“I still can't believe he didn't win the Heisman... it hurts”
u/suchcoldsuchcomfort▲ 117despair
“AND LET THAT BE A LESSON! NOBODY SCORES MORE THAN 31 POINTS AGAINST OUR SHITTY SECONDARY!!!”
u/suchcoldsuchcomfort▲ 40rage
“Idk about an elite dline we are sending 5-7 consistently and almost NEVER actually get pressure on a QB.”
u/bluebloodbutleftout▲ 19frustration
“I hope your milk spoils overnight.”
u/Embarrassed-Alarm-99▲ 8rage
“I want to make the CFP but this defense is just too ass and won't improve enough for it to matter”
u/suchcoldsuchcomfort▲ 7despair
“Boise State with pathetic defense. I still don't understand how Chinander has a job with us.”
u/Mamba-42▲ 7rage
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