College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20

Arizona State

W 24-17 vs Kansas · Sat, Sep 19 · 2-1 overall

54

Misery Index · Meh · = from 53

A win in Lawrence nobody wants to rewatch, with Arroyo's play sheet already on trial in the group chat.

What happened

Arizona State won at Kansas 24-17 and somehow left Lawrence grumpier than when it arrived. The scoreboard says 2-1. The fanbase says something closer to a dare: one fan called it "disgusting to watch, like beans on toast mushy peas disgusting," then suggested everyone agree to "never mention this game ever again." The turning point was less a play than a realization, arriving sometime mid-third quarter, that this was the offense now. Misery held at 56, which is its own verdict. Winning ugly still counts. It just doesn't comfort.

What fans said

  • “This game was disgusting to watch, like beans on toast mushy peas disgusting Let’s never mention this game ever again”

    u/DillyDillySzn▲ 509rage

  • “At the end of the day, I lost because I woke up at 8am for this shit”

    u/BradyGalaxy▲ 142frustration

  • “We might have won, but feels like a loss. Not sure if I'm more annoyed at Marcus Arroyo or Cutter Boley or both equally”

    u/pizza-dogs▲ 45frustration

  • “I’m sorry it had to go down this way, Kansas. Let’s never play a game on this god forsaken bog island again.”

    u/staplor▲ 23frustration

  • “That was maybe the worst Marcus Arroyo called game I’ve seen and that’s saying a lot.”

    u/theBirdsofWar▲ 22rage

  • “Not sure what 3 quarters you were watching but I’d say they put out 0 good quarters especially offensively”

    u/Worried-Kale9775▲ 18frustration

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