College Football · Week 1 · Aug 31–Sep 6
Arizona State
W 70-7 vs Morgan State · Sat, Sep 5 · 1-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric
A 70-7 romp left the room glowing, still hurling insults at Sam Leavitt, and already fast-forwarding to A&M.
The emotional rollercoaster
Arizona State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Arizona State opened with a 70-7 win over Morgan State, the kind of result that asks nothing of a fanbase except that it enjoy itself. Sitting at 1-0, the board drifted from the field to everything adjacent: Western Michigan's result, the Arizona quarterback situation, a declaration that Sam Leavitt "is a bitch," and a sincere "I love you Kenny." The turning point was the final score itself, which one fan noted "is always gonna give us warm fuzzies." Then the mood turned toward Texas A&M, where the real information lives.
What fans said
“Heh 70-7 Fuck UofA Sam Leavitt is a bitch Western Michigan won I love you Kenny Onto A&M”
u/DillyDillySzn▲ 86joy
“ASU is the best team in the Big 12. I’ll die on that hill.”
u/whospepesilvia▲ 18pride
“70-7 is always gonna give us warm fuzzies”
u/ruwisc▲ 15joy
“Well I had fun. Sorry Morgan state. Hilarious we kept the scoring record at 70-7”
u/EmuMan10▲ 14joy
“What a great first game as a fan. Forks up 🔱🔱🔱”
u/secretbil▲ 9joy
“You love to see it! No Mercy!!! 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱”
u/SoffesSmile▲ 7joy
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