College Football · Week 5 · Sep 28–Oct 4
Arkansas
L 7-34 at Texas A&M · Sat, Oct 3 · 2-3 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 63
Another 60-minute self-soiling in College Station, where KJ threw to nobody and the room quit hoping.
The emotional rollercoaster
Arkansas fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Arkansas went to College Station and lost 7-34, a result that felt decided long before the final whistle and dropped the Hogs to 2-3. The turning point wasn't a play so much as the realization, somewhere early, that nothing was coming. One fan said this team "just shows up and shits down their leg for 60 minutes every Saturday." Another wanted a girl who looks at him the way KJ "looks at absolutely nothing" mid-throw. Misery climbed from 61 to 86. October just started.
What fans said
“To say this team is leftovers from previous coaches and he’s building something else is just false.”
u/fellows▲ 35frustration
“this current team just shows up and shits down their leg for 60 minutes every Saturday.”
u/zdh989▲ 28rage
“Find a girl who looks at you the way KJ looks at absolutely nothing when he throws the ball.”
u/yeaIsaidYeaiwillYea▲ 25frustration
“I'm catching up skipping through ads so I know I'm behind but lemme just say: fuck Sarah Huckabee Sanders”
u/Yo-Yo_Roomie▲ 16rage
“The problems with our program are so far above his head it's not even worth discussing his job security.”
u/reellifesmartass▲ 15frustration
“I demand another emergency meeting from the board immediately.”
u/yeaIsaidYeaiwillYea▲ 12rage
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