College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
#12 Alabama
W 45-17 at Kentucky · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 45
A 28-point win, and the room still wants DeBoer screened for cardiology kickbacks and the refs subpoenaed.
The emotional rollercoaster
Alabama fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Alabama won 45-17 at Kentucky, moved to 2-0, and somehow felt worse about it than last week. The turning point wasn't a play so much as halftime, when the scoreboard finally caught up to the talent and the second half turned into a formality. That did nothing for the people who spent the first thirty minutes convinced "FIRST HALF DEBOER IS A UAB CARDIOLOGY PLANT," or the ones drafting a restraining order against SEC officiating. A four-touchdown win, served with antacid.
What fans said
“Very normal 4 TD win. Nothing to see here”
u/redwave2505▲ 862sarcasm
“FIRST HALF DEBOER IS A UAB CARDIOLOGY PLANT”
u/may3rd2021▲ 601rage
“File a TRO against SEC Refs in Tuscaloosa. They must be able to see a different sideline shot than we can.”
u/FullGump▲ 79frustration
“The anti bama bias was unbearable”
u/Altruistic_Night2▲ 68frustration
“~~Dont~~ let the score fool you”
u/mbe8819▲ 38frustration
“Refs were straight up making shit up on the call, to give them that 4th down "catch".”
u/CrashB111▲ 23rage
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